Big Ass Stocking Stuffers Duke Cannon Christmas Soap Lump Of Coal, Frothy, Illegality Cut Pine
Big Ass Stocking Stuffers Duke Cannon Christmas Soap Lump Of Coal, Frothy, Illegality Cut Pine
Big Ass Stocking Stuffers Duke Cannon Christmas Soap Lump Of Coal, Frothy, Illegality Cut Pine
Big Ass Stocking Stuffers Duke Cannon Christmas Soap Lump Of Coal, Frothy, Illegality Cut Pine
Duke Cannon

Big Ass Stocking Stuffers Duke Cannon Christmas Soap Lump Of Coal, Frothy, Illegality Cut Pine

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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Avoid the sad stench of artificial flame retardant and indulge in the freshest scent of the (spring) season with Duke Cannon’s Illegally Cut Pine Soap.  This large, 10 oz. soap features an invigorating aroma inspired by the fresh scent of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice. Avoid the misdemeanor trespassing charge and embrace the freshest scent of the season. Gifting Specs: Smells like fresh cut pine, not a stiff fine and restitution (same as our Fresh Cut Pine Soap) At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps Made in the USA by humans, not elves According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys. A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military

Frothy the Beer Man” was always full of cheer. With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.” Share the best stocking stuffer of the (spring) season when you give the Frothy the Beer Man Soap.  This large, 10 oz. soap is made with beer, but it doesn’t smell like it. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that most men and women find mighty appealing. The perfect gift for any fellow who enjoys the occasional drink and/or the occasional shower. Gifting Specs: Smells like 10 oz. of holiday cheer (woodsy, sandalwood scent - same as our Big Ass Beer Soap) At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps Made in the USA by humans, not elves According to Kim in Marketing, this is a "clever" gift for guys. A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military


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