Funny Birthday Mug with a Cotton Drawstring Gift Bag

It doesn’t get much cuter or easier than this:  Ceramic mug features hand-painted watercolor interior pattern and raised patch exterior with debossed sentiment. Arrives in printed cotton drawstring gift bag and even a cardstock gift tag!  Here are your choices, that you can order from the draw down menu:

”I hate it when I see some old person, then realize we went to Highschool together”

“I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore”

“At my age, getting lucky means finding my car in the parking lot”